The president, down in Florida for vacation without his family, will spend the day golfing. The press, meanwhile, is on a “party bus,” according to the pool report:
“Today, the President will be playing golf at the Floridian. We will release a list of those in the President’s foursome this afternoon. At this time, there are no public events scheduled or plans for the President to leave the grounds of the golf club. If those plans change, we’ll let you know promptly.”
Meanwhile, Obama works on his slice  with one, maybe two, $1,000 per hour golf pros.
“I wonder what the peasants are doing tonight?” — Camelot