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“White House Press Corp Are A Bunch Of 14 Year Old Girls”

Posted By: 'Okie' | 11:39 pm — 5/4/2009 | Comments Off See comments below:

The Anchoress has this one pegged to the wall:

When Dubya swaggered, it was “arrogance.” When Obama “swaggas” it’s “cool.” Bunch of upper-class white pretenders calling it “swagga;” just makes you want to roll your eyes, doesn’t it? I can’t help but think Obama loathes them, and I wouldn’t blame him if he does. It’s hard to respect people who slobber all over you.

The White House Press Corps has revealed a profound truth about themselves: they’re a bunch of 14 year old girls. If they don’t like you, they will be absolute savages to you. But if they like you, you’re cool and they all want to be, they all want to invite you for a sleepover.

If they love you, they collect your bare-chested pictures they draw hearts around your name and sigh that you are the best, the smartest, the coolest, the funniest, the most elegant, the most brilliant, the handsomest and best-dressed, most charming evah, evah, evah, and have fantasies that you’ll take them on a dream date! They share minutiae about you; what you like and dislike. And when you break promises to them, they either ignore it or they make excuses for it.

Sorry for the loooooooooooong interlude between posts. This whole Obama’s 100 days thing has me gobsmacked — and it just keeps on smackin’ and a smackin’. I’ll be back in the ol’ saddle real soon — promise!

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