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Just ‘Cause You Go To College . . .

Posted By: 'Okie' | 9:26 am — 9/21/2007 | 3 Comments See comments below:

Head Up The Wazzoo AwardDon’t mean you know you-know-what! Take one 19 year-old MIT student named Star Simpson. (Any of you ever know anyone named “Star” that was normal? Me neither.) This brainiac shows up at Boston’s Logan Airport wearing what she calls art, a circuit board connected to batteries strapped to her chest and with wads of play-Doh in her hands. Let’s see, we’ve got some options here . . . we let this gal go through security and pick up her arriving party, or we hold her at gunpoint until her bomb-art is examined and found fake, or we just shoot her a couple of dozen times — what’s it gonna be?

Simpson was charged with disturbing the peace and possessing a hoax device, and was to be arraigned in East Boston District Court later Friday.

“I’m shocked and appalled that somebody would wear this type of device to an airport,” [State Police Maj. Scott] Pare said.

Simpson was “extremely lucky she followed the instructions or deadly force would have been used,” Pare said. “She’s lucky to be in a cell as opposed to the morgue.”

Lucky doesn’t really describe it. The nit wit’s from Hawaii — that figures. I haven’t given out one of these for quite a while, but for being the dumbest dumbsh_t of the day she deserves it! Now you really are a “Star”, Simpson — a truly deserving recipient of the Head Up The Ol’ Wazzoo Award!

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